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Hey. [He greeted the boy with a nod, turning back to his food.]

It's enough. I'm not that hungry anyway. [He knew he'd be really hungry later after training, so he might as well save the effort of cooking until then...

That and Ryou wasn't home to cook when he'd been hungry. So, leftovers.]

Are you sure? I can make you something quick, if you have to be somewhere. It's not healthy to under-eat, you know?

[Really, with a butt that flat, Malik needed all the food he could get.]

[Ryou was offering to cook something else? That was a little surprising, since he already had food, and it's not as if he were starving.]

Keh keh, sure...why not? It's not like I'm going to complain~ But I can assure you, I wasn't "under-eating".

Edited 2013-11-08 06:15 (UTC)

[Ryou loved to cook. If Malik hadn't figured that out by now, that was his problem.

Nodding, he heads over to the fridge to grab some ingredients. Hm... It wouldn't take too long to whip up a decent vegan noodle bowl. That would do.

First thing was first, he needed to quickly marinade the tofu. As he stirs it in the bowl, he answers Malik almost absently.]

It didn't look like there was a lot there when I went out this morning. If I was wrong about that, I'll just make some for me and you can help yourself out of it.

There wasn't a lot, but enough for a small meal.

[He shrugged, going back to his koshary. Even if Ryou was cooking a fresh meal, he was still going to finish this... It was his favourite food, after all.]

I could go for more. Seeing you cook is making my appetite stir...

Alright! Just wait a few minutes.

[Soon, the smell of food cooking filled the room. Ryou contentedly prepared the noodles, adding ginger, coriander, and a bunch of vegetables to the mix. He almost forgot his plans in the process, he was having so much fun. But in the end, when Malik wasn't looking, he carefully crushed one of the Benadryl and mixed it into one of the bowls.]

Here we are! [He felt that worrying ache in his chest again, barely managing to push it down. Poor Malik. Giving Malik his bowl, he sat down to tuck into his own. Mm, delicious betrayal... ]

It smells good... But I expected nothing less from you, Ryou. [Leaving the thanks at that, and without suspecting a thing, Malik took the bowl from Ryou and started to eat. He'd finished his koshary by now, but a bowl of soup wouldn't be hard to fit.

Mmmm, and it even tasted as good as it smelled.]

Ehe, thanks. I'm used to eating alone, but it's more fun cooking for more than just me.

[Dammit, Malik, did you have to choose now to be friendly? He scoffed down the food hurriedly. He felt like a total bastard. This was such an underhanded thing to do. And for what? To try to make himself stronger? What kind of value could be in this kind of betrayal? He knew the thief king was just using him to gain this object that Malik valued so much. But that guy was kind of trusting, if he thought it would be so easy.

Please, he thought to himself, miserably, let this work out for the best.]

[Malik must have been hungrier than he thought, because his bowl is receding quickly.]

You act like we've never eaten a meal together. [He took a moment to look up at Ryou and smirk, almost teasing.]

Heheh. That's just on occasion, though! It's not like it's a regular thing.

[He kept smiling, even while that teasing smirk seemed to drive the knife in deeper. Maybe he should back out. Maybe he should just leave it. Malik wouldn't come to any harm passed out in the corridor.

But this was his chance. If he could get the Rod to work, he could force the guy to talk, and then return it to Malik. If not, there was a good chance the thief king couldn't get it to work either. Wasn't it better to have it in the hands of someone who couldn't use it?

No, he had to stop thinking about it. He couldn't repress the thoughts from his memory if he couldn't get control of his mind.]

Well, it's not like you ever go, "Hey, Malik-kun, let's have dinner!" [His tone is a little mocking, but it seems lighthearted.]

But then again, I guess I eat with Bakura more than you.

[Mm, too bad, his soup was almost finished now.]

That's because you like him more, right? [It's an entirely matter of fact statement.]

If you wanted, we could start having a regular afternoon meal, like a family. But I doubt that'd interest you much.

Keh keh, I like you both! You're both useful and good company... What I have with Bakura is...different than merely liking him, though. But if you want to put it so simply, then yes.

[Malik offered a shrug.] And I wouldn't mind it. I like to plan out my day, so it wouldn't be hard to accommodate.

...

I'd like that. [He rose up to go get himself a drink, sipping at it. Dammit, Malik... stop reminding him you're not always an asshole.

He couldn't go through with this. There was no way. Corrupting his soul wasn't worth it if it cost Malik what little happiness he had.]

I know that you two are close, but is it really that serious between you two? Should I be preparing wedding speeches?

[The joke was more to cover his change of mood than anything else.]

--!! [Malik jerked back, almost immediately covering the bottom half of his reddening face with a hand.]

Fool... [For Ryou to say something like that... That was the last thing on his mind!] What do you take me for? I'm not interested in something so insignificant!

Hm...? [Ryou came back over, leaning over to stare at Malik with a bright smile. Now that his decision had been made, the relief was setting in.]

Why are you so embarrassed, Malik-kun~? Is it because you really want him to get down on one knee for you?

...? [He stared a moment, expression easing down from furious embarrassment to a wry look of confusion.]

What do "blowjobs" have to do with marriage?

E-EH?! [What the hell, why was that your first thought on someone kneeling?!]

T-t-that's not what I was talking about! [Flaaaail] When you propose to someone, you're meant to go down on one knee! That's how they do it in books all the time!

Oh. I don't know anything about the technicalities. I've never read any books about marriage.

[Scoff!] But apparently you have.

Edited 2013-11-08 08:10 (UTC)

They weren't about marriage! They just had marriages in them. Don't you read literature at all?

[Jeez, Malik, there were more books out there than just recipe books and motorcycle books, you know!]

I wouldn't be reading books about marriage anyway. It's not in my interests.

I read plenty! I just don't read anything that involves marriage.

[He's had a lot more time to read here than he has the last few years, but even then he doesn't venture past non-fiction.]

Keh keh, and weren't you the one bringing it up in the first place, Ryou? I'm not buying your disinterest...

[Eh...?! Was Malik really thinking-?!]

H-hey! That's not true! Guys can't get married anyway, so it's not like it was serious! One of us would have to pretend to be a girl or something.

And I don't think the spirit would do that for anyone.

[Nah, he was just being an asshole.]

You'd be surprised what he'll do with the right incentive. I got him to call me "Malik-sama" for a week once.

...s-seriously?! [That was amazing... but then again... he had called him 'Master' at least once.] Hopefully you won't try to get him into a dress. That'd be too embarrassing.

[Sitting down, he rested his head on his arms.]

I don't want girls fawning all over him for being cute.

Ugh, no. I don't have any interest in seeing him, or you in a dress.

[Malik toyed with his spoon idly.] If I wanted to date a woman, I'd find a woman!

[Surprisingly bit darker than before.] And if anyone tried fawning over him...I'd make them regret it.

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