[CAMPUS/IC]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[This is a general post for threads that can't go anywhere else, to prevent making closed posts for one or two characters.

Threads here are 100% IC for the_campus.

05/10/13 - A Soft Heart Breaking. (Date Mislabelled on actual thread)
05/10/13 - What Family's For
8/10/13 - Trespass of the Soul
13/10/13 - Fears of the Past
13/10/13 - The Great Evacuation
14/10/13 - A Beach Date! Jokes Spiralling Out of Control
31/10/13 - Questionable Intentions
03/11/13 - Secrets of the Mind]

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[fluffydeathdealer]

[Looking impressed, Bakura hops off the table and approaches, leaning over to study the monster curiously as it stares back at him.]

Not bad! I'm impressed, Malik!

[obeytherod]

[Vampire Lord stares at Bakura a moment and then looks towards Malik again, as if expecting an order.]

I told you! And, not just that...but I can still summon those other monsters at the same time.

[Just as an example, Malik pulls out the first card from his special set and holds it out. It was a 4-star monster, so there was no way he should be able to summon it normally when he already had Vampire Lord out...

But he does. It still takes a second, but it's impressive nonetheless. At least...until it turns out it was Thunder Nyan Nyan, and she joyously wraps her arms over Malik's shoulder and giggles.

Malik looks caught between shoving her off and leaving her there. But his ego has certainly deflated a bit.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Bakura snickers, wishing he had a camera right now. It'd be a good thing to make into christmas cards, that's for sure.

But this is really impressive. For Malik to be able to summon more than one monster at the same time... he must have trained hard. He eyes him suspiciously, wondering if he got help from somewhere.]

My, my. She seems fond of you!

[obeytherod]

[Not willing to let Bakura get the better of him a second time, Malik puffs and wraps his arm around Thunder Nyan Nyan's waist, pulling her possessively closer. LOOK WHO HAS A HOT MONSTER CHICK ON HIS ARM NOW, BAKURA!]

She is one of the cards I felt a connection with. [Despite the arm, he doesn't look all that interested.] Why I felt it is beyond me.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[His eyes narrow at that. Despite Malik's obvious disinterest, he feels like he's being disregarded.]

What, what? Are you planning on replacing me with her?

[obeytherod]

...Bakura are you serious? [His tone is utterly flat. It's so stupid...it's not even worth using as fodder!]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Of course not! You look so irritated by her presence that I can't even pretend to be serious.

[obeytherod]

[In an instance, Thunder Nyan Nyan and Vampire Lord are returned to their rightful cards and replaced in Malik's deck.]

I've never had a monster be so clingy... [Be he supposes, he doesn't really mind her that much.] At least she's cute.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Damn, he was enjoying Malik's discomfort. Oh well. Just going to steal some of his food as he goes back over to him, grinning wildly.]

What? Want me to wear little horns next time I go down on you?

[obeytherod]

...? Go down on me? [Malik's not getting it. Slang was definitely one of his weaker points.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Heh... What we did the other night, in bed. There's a lot of slang terms for it. Sucking you off, blowjobs, going down on you... You'll pick them up eventually.

[obeytherod]

...I see. [Now he's thinking about it, the memory causing him to feel a little hot.] So it's that.

[fluffydeathdealer]

..."So it's that"? It's rare for you not to rise to a joke, Malik. Something on your mind?

[obeytherod]

What, I'm not allowed to make a simple acknowledgement? [A little irritated, Malik waves a hand at Bakura as he heads back into the kitchen, grabbing his plate and popping a few pieces of mango into his mouth.

He definitely had something on his mind just by the way he was half-heartedly chewing.]

There's plenty on my mind, you already know that.

[fluffydeathdealer]

I was just wondering! No need to get your panties in a wad.

[Flinging himself down onto a chair grouchily, he put his feet up on the table thoughtlessly.]

[obeytherod]

Why would my underwear be in a wad?

[Sounding annoyed, Malik proceeds to lean over and roughly shove Bakura's feet off the table.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Oy, oy! I was comfortable, asshole. [He puts his feet back, defiantly.] And it's a figure of speech.

[obeytherod]

It's rude! [Incredibly rude, actually. It was pissing him off.

Malik's just going to shove them off again.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[And he'll get a kick for it, that's for sure!]

Since when do you care if I'm rude? I'm not my host, Malik. I'll get as comfortable as I like.

[obeytherod]

Ow! [Malik pulls his hand away, rubbing it tenderly.]

I don't usually, but come on! It's enough to make me want to use my Rod to force you to stop.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Hoh? What's so offensive about it?

[But fine, if it bothers you that much, he'll put his feet on the ground.]

Or is it just because it's the dinner table? It's not like we're eating.

[obeytherod]

Isn't it obvious? Your shoes and feet on the table...it's dirt and disrespectful.

[Malik relaxes a bit when Bakura's feet are down, and he rests back in his chair.] I didn't say anything about the coffee table, but the dinner table is too much!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Hoh, so even you have your limits... Fine, then. I suppose I can indulge you this much...

[Though actually...]

Thinking about it, it's impolite for either of us to be wearing shoes in the apartment at all. But I guess Ryou's resigned to it by now.

[obeytherod]

[He's glad to see Bakura not making a big deal out of this, because it really is something he would have fought him over.]

Speak for yourself, I'm only wearing socks. [Malik holds a foot out, just to show that.] Not that I care what Ryou thinks.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Huh, then you're more comfortable without shoes? I never noticed that before.

[He doesn't look at Malik's feet much...]