[Cue the staring. And then the giggles. Kai coughs suddenly, turning his attention to the dogs long enough that he doesn't outright start cackling. Geeze, he's beginning to be easily amused. Oh, wait.]

Mine either, but I used to read a lot of weird stuff when I was a kid, so it's not a foreign concept. ['Stole creepy books out of the trunk under his mom's bed when she wasn't home', he means.]

I think I like you better when-

[Wait wait what. The end of the sentence disappears into oblivion at that, and Kai's expression goes from mild shock to anger. Son of-]

I knew I should've ki-

[Smacking himself in the forehead, he lets himself sprawl back onto the grass. No, no, no more insane villain funtimes, no. That doll's going to have a lot of pins in it tonight.]

...I'll make you one like mine, I'm going to be mutilating the one I've got.