[Illusion or not, that would suck. Avoiding the hair mussing at all costs! Though the next time he sees him, yelling out 'Hey Papa!' will be hilarious no matter what.]

Yeah, so did I, at Christmas. It was weird getting asked if I'd been a good boy by a skeleton pretending to be Santa. [Though it actually hadn't clicked in his head what he'd been dealing with until after. Hey, he was distracted by the ring!] He gave me this back. [Kai unwraps his left arm to briefly flash the dragon ring at Bakura before absently tugging at the grass.]

So if I start calling you that on a regular basis, I'm going to get my ass kicked?

[Well, Bakura could try.]