[Eh, chopping off arms was such a hassle. He'd probably just make it an illusion.]

I don't think much of your chances! I met the actual embodiment of Death around here a while back. That explains why there's no spirits here.

[...actually he might like Kai better as a poltergeist, even if he'd be annoying. He does like spirits.]

Heheh. That's good to know! Calling me human's an insult, after all.